First off, I gotta say, the whole “personal cloud” thing? Kinda vague, right? It’s like, everyone’s got a cloud these days. But DataCozy…claims to be different. They’re all about gathering *all* your data. ALL of it. Which, honestly, sounds both intriguing and slightly terrifying.
They’re saying it’s for “more services, control and security.” Okay, security I get. Control, yeah, that’s nice. But *more* services? Like what? Are they gonna start doing my laundry or something? (I wish). The website, which, by the way, looks a bit… well, “early internet,” says it’s a “human-centric, open source and french personal cloud.” French? Okay, now I’m picturing a beret-wearing server somewhere, sipping espresso while backing up my cat pictures.
Apparently, some algorithm reckons DataCozy is worth around $4,577 based on ad revenue. Honestly? That sounds… low. I mean, considering all the data they *could* be hoovering up, you’d think they’d be raking in more dough. Unless, of course, they’re not *really* that popular. Which, judging by the slightly wonky website, is a possibility.
And then there’s this stuff about “Brewing Data Delights” and “Power BI Ignite Data Magic.” What even IS that? It sounds like some kind of weird tech wizard convention. Maybe they’re secretly teaching your toaster to analyze the stock market. Who knows?
