First off, you gotta talk about the bags. It seems like Hermès is dropping a whole LOAD of new bags for Spring/Summer 2025. Like, eleven new handbags? That’s a lotta bags! I saw something about them unveiling these in Paris, so you know it’s gotta be fancy.
And they’re doing some funky stuff, too. Like, a “Birkin à l’envers.” Which… I *think* means “Birkin inside out”? Or backwards maybe? Honestly, who even knows with Hermès sometimes? But it sounds kinda cool, kinda like they’re messing with the classic, which I guess is what you gotta do to stay relevant, right?
Then there’s the colors. Subdued hues, apparently. Which, like, okay. Gray’s in, along with blues and greens that have “gray undertones.” Honestly, that sounds kinda… blah? Like, is everyone going for muted these days? But then, bam! They’re bringing back Blue Hydra (or *New* Bleu Hydra, gotta keep it fresh, I guess) to add some brightness. See, they’re not totally boring!
And then there’s the footwear. Oran sandals, of course. Can’t have Hermès without those iconic babies. But it seems like they’re also pushing casual sneakers and leather ankle boots. So, you know, something for everyone, I guess. From strolling around in your mansion to… well, strolling around in your maybe-not-so-mansion.
Speaking of, what kinda attire are we talking to go with all this? Apparently, it’s “casual to elegant chic.” Which, let’s be real, is basically everything. It’s Hermès. People are gonna rock whatever they want, from Chypres sandals (which, btw, I had to Google because I’m not *that* fancy) to stilettos. Whatever floats your boat, as long as it costs a fortune, right? Just kidding! …kinda.
