First off, the *range* of blues Hermès offers? It’s kinda mind-blowing. You’ve got your classic blues, sure, but then you dive into stuff like “Blue Brume,” which, honestly, sounds like something a mystical fairy would leave behind. And according to one of the snippets I saw, Blue Brume is *the* spring/summer color. I dunno, I kinda think a cool, icy blue works all year round, y’know? Like a chic little pop in the dead of winter. Who makes these rules anyway?
And then there’s the whole Birkin vs. Kelly thing. Honestly, I get confused. They both look amazing, but, I think Kelly is more formal? Maybe? I dunno, someone correct me if I’m wrong. I saw someone was selling Kellys on eBay, which seems a bit… less exclusive than going straight to Hermès, but hey, a deal’s a deal, right? Plus, they were talking about Kelly 35 Retourne and Kelly 28, which sounds like a robot name. They need to fire their naming division, or… I dunno.. hire me?
The leather, oh god the leather. I saw “Evercolor Hermès leather” mentioned. Sounds fancy! I bet it *feels* amazing. Probably costs more than my rent, though. Sigh.
Then there’s Vestiaire Collective. Good place to score a pre-loved blue Hermès. “Second-hand,” they call it. I prefer “pre-loved.” Makes it sound less… used. More like it has a story. And hopefully, that story isn’t “I dropped it in a mud puddle.” Though even then, I’d probably still want it. It’s a Hermès, for Pete’s sake!
And bi-color bags? Okay, that’s just showing off. Imagine a blue and… something else Hermès. Probably costs, like, more than a small car. Okay, maybe not a *new* car. But a used one, definitely.
